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Wednesday, 3 January 2007

The web is full of weird and dumb advice, here is a the best top 5 bad tips for beautiful skin... Oh my lord:
1- To remove eye wrinkles:"take 2 sardines and place under each eye and leave for 10-15 minutes or longer, you can place them on the eye lids to reduce the wrinkles and tighten skin."... yuck!
2- For Baggy eyes: "Got baggy eyes? Dab some Preparation H hemorrhoid cream on the bags and watch them shrink". I would love to know what the longer term effects and health consequences on your skin are?!?
3- Smooth skin: "This lady discovered that Hellmans Mayonnaise works great for facials when applied every night for 30 minutes before washing face". How a bout Miracle Whip? BLT anyone?
4- For silky smooth hands: "Pour a spoonful of homey into the palm of your hand and add a spoon of sugar now massage the mixture in your hands for 10 minutes. Rinse. Sounds weird but it works, then add lotion to your hands...". Seriously, is it the honey or the freekin' lotion you add at the end?
5- Beauty skin bath: "The best treatment is to sit in a goat's milk bath for 30 minutes and not rinse afterwards". Ok then, where did I leave those goats?... "here little goaty goaty..."
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7 comments:

no milk said...

happy new year!

Anonymous said...

models and actresses have been using the Preparation H trick for years. There isn't any long term effect because it wears off, only lasts for a few hours, long enough for a photo shoot!

gin said...

the last thing i want near my eyes are sardines and hemorrhoid cream, though...

Fiona said...

Getting those sardines out now - mmm fishy smell.

Milly Moo said...

Even Duchess Fergie used 'roid cream in the mid-1990s for a fashion shoot. At the time she was accused of having plastic surgery until her face flabbed back to its usual shape....
My beauty tip - eat chocolate whenever you like and smile while you're doing it

christine said...

i think the sardines ones works because, once you reek like fish, no one will stand close enough to you to notice your wrinkles.

Suray said...

I agree with Christine, well, that's worst thing I have ever heard. Nice to meet you bro.